I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones
IT FINALLY HAPPENED I MADE A FRIEND BY WEARING A BAND T-SHIRT
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
|Sunshine all the time makes a desert. |
-- Arab proverb (via thaihaha)
If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2
"I don’t hate Maven Black-Briar because she’s a remorseless, narcissistic, manipulative, heartless, borderline-clinical psychopath. I hate her because, despite all the Dragonborn does to cement her hold on Riften and the mead industry, she still can’t show him even a tiny modicum of respect. If she did, I’d have a whole lot less of a problem with her."
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"I’m don’t like a woman, not for any of the real negative aspects of her character, but because she doesn’t kiss my ass like everyone else"
Yes, that is exactly what they said. (Strong sarcastic tone intended)
It really says more about you than them when you twists peoples words to make them sound sexist/racist/whateverelseist. This is the exact same reason I dislike Maven, and I’m a woman. I don’t want her to kiss my ass, but I did so much shit for that woman the least she could do is not treat me like slightly better than dirt.